Reduce all personal possessions to roughly a dozen boxes.
Obtain Subaru Forester or other vehicle with back seats that fold down flat.
Place very flat objects on bottom. Load vital business and financial documents into the center.
Surround with books and journals.
Insert bins of outdoor gear, kitchenware, and electronics.
Fill crevasse with jumper cables, tripod, and emergency water.
Add smaller items: clothes, more books, love letters, printer, toiletries.
Place guitar behind driver’s seat. (Make it blurry for extra space.)
Place slackline, running gear, and car stuff behind passenger seat.
Add compressibles: bedding and sleeping bags.
More clothes and shoes go in the front seat.
Full disclosure: Three personal possessions were not included—a snowboard, snowboard boots, and a duffel bag full of tree climbing equipment—but I could have made them fit if I wanted.