April 19th, 2011-

Today we shopped. Brenna bought some nice gifts which she doesn’t want me to reveal by posting photos on the blog. So instead, I bring you…

The silver masturbating monkey charm.

For a mere Rs.1500 ($32), you too can own this fine piece of Indian handicraft.

Yes, the arm moves. Just twist the pin under the opposing armpit.

(No, I didn’t get it for anyone. The monkey was too rich for my blood. And too saucy.)

In other news, it rained.